A Dash of Whimsy Series-
Giggles and smiles will become a part of your day when you read the following poems by Joan McNerney!
Dear Editor:
Unfortunately I’m unable to
accept your rejection.
So many come in, it is
possible to accept only a few.
Due to staff limitations
no specific comment
can be made on yours.
Be assured it received
a careful reading.
I do hope you find a home
for this rejection.
Remember rejections are my
foundation and lifeblood.
Always feel free to send more.
Joan McNerney,
Poet
I Want A Writer’s Block
A real writer’s block. After I’m finished
writing, I could run and skip down streets
with all the other writers on the block.
Compare notes, exaggerate and have fun.
Another good one would be a crystal block
on which the great master works are contained.
Stick it in a pocket and read it with my
fingertips. Why strain my vision?
How about this? A big block of ice cream
oozing pass throat filled with inspiration.
Or a chocolate block made from creamy images.
I want a writer’s block. Any or all of the above.
Virtual Love
A
long
slim
poem
full of hyperbole
and alliteration drifted
into the wrong e-mail box.
There she met an erudite
rich text format.
They became attached.
Her fleeting metaphors
lifting his technical jargon.
They were a word couple
spinning through cyber space
giddy with inappropriate syllables.
By All Counts
Proper and improper fractions
have distinctive differences.
Proper fractions study at
prestigious universities. They
attend cultural events and play
at least one musical instrument.
Proper fractions step aside
for ladies patronizing
haute couture shops.
Improper fractions are hooligans.
Each one guzzles cheap beer,
crunching potato chips while
screaming at wrestling matches.
Improper fractions knock over
seniors to reach clearance racks.
Beware of mixed figures. These
hybrids can not decide what they are.
Medication might help them plus
talking therapy so popular today. Never
allow children to associate with them.
Negative numerals should be avoided.
Those will only subtract from your life
flinging freezing rain in your face.
Conversely, positive numerals are
delightful handing us glowing statistics
and bright bouquets of fragrant daisies.
Never take integers for granted. Do not
allow yourself to be divided but let
all quotients be fruitful and multiply
until that day when your number is up.
Artist:
Joan McNerney’s poetry has been included in many literary magazines such as Seven Circle Press, Dinner with the Muse, Poet Warriors, Blueline, and Halcyon Days. Four Bright Hills Press Anthologies, several Poppy Road Review Journals, and numerous Spectrum Publications have accepted her work. Her latest title, The Muse In Miniature, is available on Amazon.com and Cyberwit.net. She has four Best of the Net nominations.
